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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray