Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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womens rights

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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