What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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