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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Wolfjob.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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