It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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