What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Anti Joke

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