are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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justin beiber sucks

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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