- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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