Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Women's Rights

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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