whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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WNBA

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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