- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's up? my penis.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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