why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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