You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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you gay?

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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