- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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