"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Hello penis

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why? Because.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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