- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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