- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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