- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Justin Bieber

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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