Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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