Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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black people

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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