- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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