Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Women drivers...

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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