Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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