- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Justin's life

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

what's white and sticky semen

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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