- Anti Joke

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

alex is cool

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.