What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Religion.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Shltskc gw? G

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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