Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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