Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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