What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Waffles ate my grandma

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

alex is cool

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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