- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

I have a horse.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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