What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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