- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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