- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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