Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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