How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

hi mom

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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