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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

A baby seal walks into a club.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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