- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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