Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What? Huh?

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Penis

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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