- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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