Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

homosexual rights to marriage

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Where's my tractor?

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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