- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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