What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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okay so theres this guy.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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