- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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