How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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