Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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