- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Christ is a conspiracy

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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