- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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