Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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breasts

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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