- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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