- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

In soviet Russia...things are different

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the car do? CRASH!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Diarrhea

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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