Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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I'm gay.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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here's a joke... the american education society

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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