- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A Fat Kenyan

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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