- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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