- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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