- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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