Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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