What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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