- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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