Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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how do you win a game try your best

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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2 black kids walk into school

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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