- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

1+2 = 6

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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