- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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