- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why so serious ?

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Your so gay, that you like men!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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