There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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