- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

here's a joke... the american education society

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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