- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Dwarf Shortage

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Justin Bieber.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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