Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Barack Obama.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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