A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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