- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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