Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

John lazzaro likes dick

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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