Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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