- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

And you honored it I see :P

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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