- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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