Caroline Kelly.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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hey hey apple

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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9/11

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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