Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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KILL WHITEY

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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lol

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Anti Joke

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