Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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