- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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