what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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dallen loves penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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one morning i turned on my tv

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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I like poop in my butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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