There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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