An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why so serious ?

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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