- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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