- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Your sex life.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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