- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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