Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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