- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Your sex life.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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