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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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