- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Your girlfriend.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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