- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Cancer.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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