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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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