I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Cancer.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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