- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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