- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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