- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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